NARIZ NAVIDAD

E reported that as one of our local homeless men was pandhandling he was lustily caroling the neighborhood with his own garbled version of Jose Feliciano's bilingual Christmas classic Feliz Navidad. He got most of the carol right but swapped Feliz for Nariz, which is also a Spanish word but alters the meaning of the song a bit, since it means 'nose,' not 'merry.'

I have G.T.T. to be with my bloods but will fly back home today.

So, Nariz Narvidad, all! I hope everyone is having a wonderful holidays.