Doggerel

Songs that we sing to Billy Jack, Spoon and Sid.

To the tune of the Wonder Woman theme:
Wonder Puppies! Wonder Puppies!
In your furry tights
Fighting for your rights
And for the red, white and bluuuue

To the tune of the old Wrangler jingle:
Here comes Billy Jack,
He's one tough customer
He knows what he likes when he seeeeees it

To the tune of Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band
Lots a barking and a screaming
at other dogs on the street
Going to go look in my foodbowl for something nice to eat
Going to find some sunlight to nap 'cause I'm beat
Life here on XXXX Street is pretty su-weet

Sky Puppies in Flight!
Mind your hand she bites!
Whooooaaaaah sky puppies in flight

ACDC's She Shook me all Night Long (for Sid, specifically, who's licking his forearms in the picture, and his bete noire, the bumble bee).

He was a fuzzy machine
He kept his forearms clean
He was the whitest damn puppy I’ve ever seen
He loved spicy food
Humping other dog dudes
Hated blimps and cats and Hoover vacuums

But bumble bees made him scared
Made him snap in the air
Made him shake like a Whippet and bite and stare

Yeah bees – made him shake all night long

Gangsta Gangsta by NWA (created when Spoon was attacking other female terriers):
'Cause I'm the Spoon, I don't slang or bang
I just smoke motherfucking bitches like it ain't no thang

Also for Sid, to the tune of We're the Kids in America
We're the Sids in America, whoa
We're the Sids in America, whoa
Everybody bite the music as it goes round
'round 'round 'round 'round

To the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller:
Because it's dinner, (ee-hee) diiiiiner time
the time of night when puppies scream and bark and maybe start to fight

For their cousin Hercules, the pug, to the tune of the Sopranos theme:
Woke up this morning and I bought myself a pug

A little REO Speedwagon:
Heard it from a pug, who heard it from a whippet who
Heard it from a Bijon you've been messing the rug