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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

More Favorite Quotes 

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle."
-- Philo of Alexandria

"My work is my sole comfort."
Josef Goebbels

Eric Cartman: "Mom, you'd tell me if you'd ever been in a German Scheisse video,
wouldn't you?"
Mrs. Cartman: "Of course, dear."

Advice to vampires: why not "do your business" as a bat, not a human. Easier that way, and less pollution.
Jack Handey

Comments:
Coolness. All profound (more and less), but the Goebbels quote is especially enlightening.
 
And by 'enlightening' I of course mean - surprisingly scary and totally screwed the hell up. Just thought I should clarify.
 
"Advice to vampires: why not "do your business" as a bat, not a human. Easier that way, and less pollution".

Yeah, but it's harder to wipe your backside when you're hanging upside down......
 
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