Caller Mandy: So my boyfriend, he is like really pressuring me to have more anal and I don’t want to because it hurts. Exhales cigarette smoke loudly.
Dr. Drew: Mandy, I don’t know why you would let him do something that causes you physical pain. That’s your body’s way of – Hey, Mandy! Do you mind not smoking while I talk to you?
Adam: Yeah, Mandy. Smoking while you ask a doctor a question is like violating yourself with a crucifix while talking to your priest.
Library Record as Window to the Soul
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