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As if you didn’t already know, tonight is Survivor Thursday. Eleanor let it slip once that she took an African dance class in college, so she has been charged with choreographing a number that we can all do in front of the television tonight in tribal celebration to the theme song of the greatest television show ever created. I’m not sure what her artistic vision is yet, but I hope there will be a lot of foot stomping, leaping, and aggressive buttock wagging.

All hail Survivor and its inscrutable magus, Jeff Probts! May you continue until one of the contestants dies from exposure, brain eating parasite or cannibalism.