Green and Yellow...

I watched Prozac Nation last night and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, but maybe that's just because I love cRaZy. Right after the psychiatrist finally prescribes Elizabeth Wurtzel Prozac, I'm sure in a desperate attempt to stop her patient's pointless, incessant whining, to get her just to shut the f up, there is a full screen shot of a spilled bottle of the pills. It's remarkable how dated the green and yellow pills look - the colors are so 80s! If anyone ever mixed up their pills and needed help identifying them, we came up with some handy mnemonics, like the kind you use to identify poisonous snakes and ivy.

Prozac
Green and yellow,
Cheer a Fellow

Amphetamines
Black and white
Up all night! (alternately, suppress your appetite!)

Ritalin
Round and white
Make your kid act right

Vicodin
White with a cute little v
Take too many and deaf you'll be

Viagra
If the diamond is blue
Priapism for you